Satire Buff Gifts

'You're unique! Just like everyone else...'

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

"The HOA is bustin' my chops about my paint colors!"

Stephen Fry

'There's a full and a part, but I'm looking for a no-time job.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Waiter holding platter with Capital building in a vise.

Express Check-In Lane: 8 Sins or Less

Trump and Kim Jong-un compare the size of their missiles.

"Fake news is down 3, alternative facts down 2, political satire up 20."

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

Beautiful lake front property/Disgusting lake rear property

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

"We only do gentle embellishment here. Go down the hall and turn right for the division of bald-faced lies."

'Will you be going by air, rail or handbasket.'

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'That's our cheapest diet plan.'

"Did somebody call for backup?"

2020

"Saying 'life is good' in your status updates is okay, but I think they get tired of seeing it every hour!"

"$125 an hour? I'm not that crazy!"

You Aren't Here!

"But if you're a unicorn born without a horn? You might as well just be another horse for all anybody cares."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"It seems London Underground have finally decided where to put their hub station."

'Just as I suspected; that's not the actual size they serve.'

E.U. Health Farm

Honk if you're against Warren Buffett's millionaire tax.

The Impossible Dream

There are places where a Nobel Prize is worthless...

'Pass me the 'Fabricated News' section.'

Mannequin protest

"Are you insane? Get back in here and put on some sensible shoes."