Satire Buff Pillows

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

"The HOA is bustin' my chops about my paint colors!"

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Waiter holding platter with Capital building in a vise.

Express Check-In Lane: 8 Sins or Less

Trump and Kim Jong-un compare the size of their missiles.

"Fake news is down 3, alternative facts down 2, political satire up 20."

'There's a full and a part, but I'm looking for a no-time job.'

Beautiful lake front property/Disgusting lake rear property

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

"We only do gentle embellishment here. Go down the hall and turn right for the division of bald-faced lies."

'Will you be going by air, rail or handbasket.'

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'That's our cheapest diet plan.'

There are places where a Nobel Prize is worthless...

"It seems London Underground have finally decided where to put their hub station."

The Impossible Dream

Honk if you're against Warren Buffett's millionaire tax.

'Pass me the 'Fabricated News' section.'

E.U. Health Farm

Mannequin protest

'Just as I suspected; that's not the actual size they serve.'

"Are you insane? Get back in here and put on some sensible shoes."

J. Dunwoody, Politician - Never offered a 'quid pro quo' for anything.

When the animals are in charge.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

2020

"If you want to join our club, fill out this 12-page application. You can then use this application to apply for an application for membership."

"But if you're a unicorn born without a horn? You might as well just be another horse for all anybody cares."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

You Aren't Here!

"Did somebody call for backup?"