Satirical Art Buff Pillows

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Tina Turner

Had enough of the box.

The Origin of Creationism

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Hoxton map.

"With great power comes great reward."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Golden bubbles

American Bombs

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

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