Satire Buffs Pillows

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

"Top Notch Plumbers Inc."

Have You Checked the Congressional Children?

"Let's touch base again at three."

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

What kind of boomerang doesn't come back?

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

Jack and the Beanstalk updated.

Fast Food

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Support the Ex-Troops

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Life is for the birds.

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

reincarnated worm...