Social Satire Buff Pillows

"Whore."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"You know, there are other emojis."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

A Little Extra

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'