Surreal Humor Buff Gifts

Escape key

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"What a way to go."

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Gigolo Diary

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"So this is how it's going to be."

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"It's good luck."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"You must be in seat 2D."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

Balloon Boy

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"There you are!"

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Alien watering hat stand

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

'Mr Jonah is no longer with us. Mr Jonah was swallowed by a whale.'

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'