Brainy Buffs Gifts

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Is it that bad?"

X-ray Psychology.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Spindle Neurons

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'It looks like our data.'

Nervous Student

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'