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Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Nervous Student

'It looks like our data.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'