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Albert Einstein, in his later years, was unable to figure out why, if he was so smart and so famous, he wasn't rich.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"Is it that bad?"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're in denial.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

The world of Freudian slips...

Annual Amnesia Convention

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Einstein.

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

Boxer