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'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'You're in denial.'

The world of Freudian slips...

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Annual Amnesia Convention

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"Hi you're on my brain"