'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'
Brainy Person T-Shirts
Dress your smart friend or family member in tees that celebrate their intellect. Fun, witty, and full of personality—these t-shirts are perfect for creative minds on the go.
"Is it that bad?"
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
Calculation Board - You Are Here
Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek
"My therapist plays with my brain."
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
Nervous Student
'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST
Lost and Profound.
"Don't worry they're all part of my team."
(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)
Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.
"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"
"She's always been a quick learner."
"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"
Cutting down the Brain
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'
Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.
Brain versus Religion.
'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'
"There's gotta be something profound in here...."
"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."
Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...
'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'
"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"
Free Thinking.
'Honestly, dear, brains again?'
Annual Amnesia Convention
They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!
In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.
Einstein.
"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."
Umbrella.
Brainy Person T-Shirts Collection
Brainy Person Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for brainy folks—featuring clever quotes and smart designs that make every coffee break more inspiring.
Brainy Person Pillows
Find the perfect pillow that celebrates a brainy personality. Fun and thoughtful designs that add charm and intelligence to any space.
Brainy Person Prints
Inspire their environment with art prints that applaud intellect and creativity. Great for studying, working, or relaxing—these prints are sure to motivate.