Nervous Student
Brainy Scholar T-Shirts
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They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!
"Is it that bad?"
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
Calculation Board - You Are Here
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek
"My therapist plays with my brain."
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'
'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST
Lost and Profound.
Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.
(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)
"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"
"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."
Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'
'Medea' Studies
"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"
Cutting down the Brain
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'
'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'
Brain versus Religion.
'You're in denial.'
"There's gotta be something profound in here...."
'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'
"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."
"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"
Free Thinking.
Annual Amnesia Convention
In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.
Miss America IQ pageant.
Einstein.
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