Brainy Scholar Gifts

Nervous Student

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'Medea' Studies

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Cutting down the Brain

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Brain versus Religion.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Free Thinking.

Annual Amnesia Convention

Miss America IQ pageant.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Brain Cloud

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."