(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)
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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"Is it that bad?"
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
"My therapist plays with my brain."
Dog training
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
Nervous Student
'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST
"Don't worry they're all part of my team."
Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.
"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"
"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"
Cutting down the Brain
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'
'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'
Brain versus Religion.
We only give him smartwater.
"There's gotta be something profound in here...."
"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."
"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"
'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'
"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."
"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"
Noam Chomsky
Annual Amnesia Convention
'Honestly, dear, brains again?'
'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'
They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!
In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.
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