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Dog training

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Child finding school too hard.

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cutting down the Brain

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Brain Training

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Pub quiz night.

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

Umbrella.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

"Ready for our next upper body exercise? Let's continue with the brain."

"I use my mind to constantly calculate and recalculate the number of grudges I'm holding with the hope that this will help ward off Alzheimer's."