Brain Trainer T-Shirts

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'He said he wanted to consult you about his attention span problem, and then he wandered away.'

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

Memory school - Improve retention, capacity, recall - if amnesia persists, see your physician.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Have you been working out?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Brain Power

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Man and brain

Dog training

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

How information mingles in our brains

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Sardine psychologist.

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Any questions?'

"He does impressions too!"

Sport

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Sudoku toilet paper

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'