Memory Trainer T-Shirts

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Have you been working out?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Dog training

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Sport

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Advanced Password Hint

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"How's your memory?"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Having a senior moment

Alzheimer's Disease