Memory Trainer Gifts

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Have you been working out?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Dog training

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Sport

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"How's your memory?"

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

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Alzheimer's Disease