Memory Coach Gifts

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

'I'm awful with names, but I never forget a fez.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I've got it written down...'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"How's your memory?"

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Advanced Password Hint

"He's got a photographic memory."