Memory Challenge Lover Gifts

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'Remember me?'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"