Memory Challenge Lover Pillows

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'