Memory Challenger Pillows

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'Remember me?'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"How bad is what?"

"Which movie do you want to see?"

"That moment when you suddenly forget why you’ve walked into a room."

Amnesiacs Anonymous.

Wordplay: 'Rememb...er...'

Now, where did I put it?

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

'I've got it written down...'

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Please seat to be weighted.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.