Mind Challenger Pillows

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I've got it written down...'

AI

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'Confusionism'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

Brains versus management books.

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."