Brainpower Challenger Pillows

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Bee Chess

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Fight on the top

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

Miss America IQ pageant.

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'