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"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

AI

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I've got it written down...'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Confusionism'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Brains versus management books.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

"Of course, I could be wrong."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Medieval Patent Office

'The end is near.'