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At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Surfing the daily stress

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

X-ray Psychology.

Eldrow

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Prawn Amend

'I've got it written down...'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

Brain Sunrise

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Brains versus management books.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?