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"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Surfing the daily stress

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Uptight End"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

DNA Analysis.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Prawn Amend

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

It's A Breeze

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"My special power is supervision."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Down with Negativism!