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Fakir's driving seat.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Women

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Bull Treadmill

Stationary bicycles.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Spring Training

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Football Exhaustion

Crawling Marathon.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Still working from Hell

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Endurance

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"