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Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

100k Desert Crawl

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Fishing traps.

Bad luck

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Mountaineers milk.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Whack-a-nail.

"Race ya."

The Incomplete Angler

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Now let me me hear you say, 'no problem'!'

Well, I should really get ... uh-huh ... yeah ... uh-huh ... Listen, I need to ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... Hey, I gotta ... Uh-huh ... yeah ... uh-huh ...