Extreme Jobs T-Shirts

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Sport Utility Boot.

Caged Businessman

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

'Any awards or honors?'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

'Would you cart to explain this three page gap in your resume?'

'Impressive résumé. Any character references, mom?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"A home-schooling Ph.D.? That sounds a little fishy to me."

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

"Do you mind if I use your phone to tell all my friends I got the job?"

"You've got the job, when can you start work?"

Welcome to the job market

'I´m sorry, but I cannot show you the job description yet. We don´t want to lose you, even before you sign the contract.'

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

Resume Consultant. I can polish up your resume, but I won't be able to pound all the dents.

"I think we can take him off the shortlist."

"Aside from Domino’s, China Palace and Lupe’s Fiesta Garden, do you have any professional references?"