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"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"Fridge-to-table"

Award-Winning Photographer.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Intolerant Chef

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Tour de Pothole.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

Gourmet Pizza.

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

'Do you have any diet?'

White Water Cookery

"Water...Water..."

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

'She's been cooking U.F.O's, unidentified fried objects!'

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

Survivalists Snack Stop.

'I realize you want to be challenged when you hunt, but hunting with a butter knife in your boxers may be a little too challenging.'