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Intolerant Chef

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Starving explorer.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

The Deli Counter

The Sports Fanatic

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

White Water Cookery

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

"Am I to see beef bourguignon in this inkblot?"

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

Parachutist jumps with the wrong backpacks.

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

From any kind of water.

'The telly's full to bursting with these food shows!'

Survivalists Snack Stop.

'I realize you want to be challenged when you hunt, but hunting with a butter knife in your boxers may be a little too challenging.'

'I knew my old rubber dingy would come in handy one day.'

Winter Storm