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'I could do that!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Blend Schools

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

Careers guidance

"I think we can take him off the shortlist."

Career options for fleas were limited.

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

'First time, is it?'

Lil' Proctologist: 'The kid ain't right.'

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'I teach foreign languages to ATM machines. What do you do?'

Donut Ho

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"

'We don't have much at the moment for pimps.'

'Here, every shift is the graveyard shift, Collins.'

Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'

"I don't want to work in-office or remote. Are there any other options?"

"My experience in sales? Well, I've spent the past five years successfully selling snake oil..."