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"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I could do that!'

'We don't have much at the moment for pimps.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Blend Schools

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"