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'Those who can't hunt, gather -- those who can't hunt OR gather, teach.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

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