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F.A. interview: 'I'm sorry - I'm afraid I know nothing about sport...', 'Then WELCOME ABOARD!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Travelling

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"What's your occupation?"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'