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'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"The gap in my resume is when I took time to smell the roses!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Creative Baby.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Now hiring.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

365 Lemonade Stand

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."