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'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I'm just curious why you included a section in your resume that says 'The lost years...'"

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"The gap in my resume is when I took time to smell the roses!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Creative Baby.

"What's your occupation?"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Self-employed.

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'You're hired. Go figure.'