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'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"What's your occupation?"

Shoot For The Moon

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Trust

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

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Now hiring.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

Sticking out tongue

Job hoppers.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'