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"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Would you like some wings?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

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Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"What's your occupation?"