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"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

How do I get downtown from here? Where am I supposed to live? How do people shop? What am I going to do all day? What if I need money for shoes?

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Graduation Time.

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"What can you tell me about my life?"

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I don't get it. How did you know I was going to mug you?"

Good luck for the future.

"Have you made a New Year's resolution?"

"I had a vision of my own death. Man, I really go out in style!"

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

"What do you mean, 'why did I bring you here?'... You said you wanted to talk about our future."

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"I feel all tingly."

"Hi. We're from the future."

"I am fully functional again!"

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"I'm from the future."

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

"He claims to be from the future."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

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"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

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"Quick! Grab the freshwater, dump the carbon and the nuclear waste, and then let's get the hell back to the present."

"No, not that button!"

Someday, kids, this time machine will be all yours. Unless you come back to this moment - then it will be all mine again.

Promise me, Alex, that you'll find work in the fields or factories, and won't follow your father into the data mines.

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."