Future Explorers T-Shirts

Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

'Would you believe it was an evil robot from the future?'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Your future looks charming.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"No, not that button!"

Fossil hunting

Rainbow/Horizon

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Headphone swing

The Future

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Climate Change Contingency House

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.