Future Explorers Mugs

Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

'Would you believe it was an evil robot from the future?'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Giraffe Selfie

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Rainbow/Horizon

"I feel all tingly."

Fossil hunting

"No, not that button!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"This is it? No video?"

Pubertry

"Hi. We're from the future."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Headphone swing

"I am fully functional again!"