Future Fantasy Explorer T-Shirts

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Look! No hands!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

The star hunters

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Hugh fans!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Dreams I have had...

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'