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"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Look! No hands!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Neptune

"Hugh fans!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Scuba cow"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Dreams I have had...

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25