Mental Endurance Challenger Mugs

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Surfing the daily stress

X-ray Psychology.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Prawn Amend

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Brain Sunrise

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

Brains versus management books.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"