Mind Challenge Master T-Shirts

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Eldrow

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man and brain

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Let's try some word disassociation

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Trojan Chess

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Derren Brown

Brains versus management books.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."