Mind Game Master T-Shirts

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Careful, she plays mind games.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Giant Crossword Book.

Trojan Chess

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man and brain

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Stealing thoughts.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Dominant Shrink.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'