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'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Stealing thoughts.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Famous Optical Illusions!

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Let's try some word disassociation

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Dominant Shrink.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Derren Brown

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'