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I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"The doctor is a paranoia specialist -- He can't be bothered with self-esteem cases."

Man and brain

The Reverse Psychologist

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"Showoff"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Grief counselling'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Take. Your. Time!"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."