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Consternation/Control

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"Showoff"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Man and brain

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Stealing thoughts.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'