Mind Mastery Pillows

Consternation/Control

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Tree Pose To Support

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".